Jessica Alba Is At LAX
Jessica Alba was once one of the hottest pieces on Earth, then she had a kid, and it kinda went to hell for a while. I realize she probably smells like lavender and a diaper genie most of the time now, but that won't matter when you watch The Killer Inside Me. She plays a prostitute that likes to get choked out with a belt while she gets banged from behind. I'm not gonna lie, this movie gave me a fresh perspective on Jessica Alba. And on life.
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Postcards from Hell
For the last half-decade, the Fund for Peace, working with Foreign Policy, has been putting together the Failed States Index, using a battery of indicators to determine how stable -- or unstable -- a country is. But as the photos here demonstrate, sometimes the best test is the simplest one: You'll only know a failed state when you see it.
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Britney Spears Has Powerful Nipples
Here are some shocking pictures of Britney Spears exposing her nipples in a parking lot through her tank top the other day. Alright, these are just an everyday occurrence with the pop princess, but I needed to punch it up a bit because we see her wonky nipples so often that we’ve just gotten used to it. They’re losing their appeal. She looks like she’s wearing a bra too, those things must pretty damn powerful, I bet they beat up other celebrity nipples at parties.
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Critters
My folks' backyard is frequented by a number of chipmunks, squirrels, and an occasional ground hog. Over the years, there have been a few clever, comical chipmunks that have become friends. It's not something that happened overnight, though. It took a lot of patience and persistence (and almonds!) to get them each of them to interact with me on a regular basis. At the culmination of this process, I could almost always call them to the yard just by whistling. Buddi was the first chipmunk I befriended in this manner. I thought she was male early on (not being particularly aware of the differences between male and female chipmunks at that time), but then she disappeared for a month and showed up with three pups. She was a real character; very friendly, and she never hesitated to jump into my lap to get my attention. She visited us over four summers, though in the last summer she was a bit off and it was clear her health was waning.
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